The MMA Team coming to a theater near you
With the huge success of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson’s The A-Team fans are already clamoring for the sequel. Feeling shown up by the greatness of Rampage the rest of the members of the A-team left in protest. While a mega start Rampage still doesn’t have the Hollywood contacts so he has called on his MMA brethren to fill the remaining spots for “The MMA-Team”
The leader of the team is Lieutenant-Colonel/Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith, the grizzly veteran whose plans tend to be unorthodox but effective will be played by Randy “The Natural” Couture.
Lieutenant Templeton “Faceman” Peck is usually referred to simply as “Face”, is the good looking smooth-talking con-man. Peck serves as the team’s appropriator of vehicles and other useful items; he will be played by Canadian Georges St-Pierre.
The team’s pilot is Captain H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock, who has been declared insane and usually resides in a Veterans Administration mental institution. After a long search and several top candidates including Jason “Mayhem” Miller and Junie Browning, Jackson ultimately dropped his grudge and decided on Forrest Griffin.
Finally, there is the team’s strong man and mechanic, Sergeant First Class Bosco Albert B.A. “Bad Attitude” Baracus who of course will be played by the films writer, director and star of the original movie, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson.
The highly anticipated sequel is set to release in the summer of 2011 barring any injuries or title fights. Pre-order your tickets now before they sell out!
(If you haven’t guessed this article is purely satire, hope you enjoy.)
HT: Wikipedia for the A-Team info
